WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR? Leo. Leo? How old are you, Leo? You're 18? Aww. No, don't say 'aww', he's 18. It's okay. You're allowed to hear. Who brought you here? Your parents? Aw, is that your dad?! Yo, he's cool as fuck! Dad is cool! With the hat?! The schoolboy hat, the schoolboy glasses, the beard. Look at that's the beard you want, huh? Is that mom
IS YOUR HUSBAND BLACK? HE WAS. HE WAS. DID YOU WASH HIM!? I'M I'M KIDDING. I'M I'M KIDDING. OH, THAT. THAT ONE'S NOT GOING ONLINE. THERE'S NO WAY. THAT WAS PRETTY FUGGED. HE PASSED. NO. NO. THEN HE'S STILL BLACK, RIGHT? DIVORCED? HE WAS YOUR HUSBAND. YOU GOT TO WORK ON HOW YOU SAY THIS STORY. I WAS REMARRIED- AND MY HUSBAND DIED LAST MAY. UH, HOLD
Part 2. You all got that late and shit! Shark accident? Fell off a transport truck. And you just like, *rolling sounds* on the road? It was parked. It was parked. Yeah. You got flimsy ass fucking legs. You got osteoporosis or some shit? What's your forty? I can swim with this. You can swim with it. Are you fast? This is waterproof. Absolutely. Shut
How long you been with uh, Robofoot? That's my dad! Dad!? Sorry. How did you become a Tesla robot? He probably can't stand up. Oh shit! Can I see? Hold up. Turn this... turn this... It actually walks by itself. Yo! What the fuck? Bro, how is it moving? Bro, if you ever get lonely, you could just remote Bluetooth that shit. Yo, you can kick your own
Where did you two meet? The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way. Where? Online dating. Online dating. Blacksingles.com? Yes. Where? Facebook. Facebook. In the marketplace? She was selling her pussy in the marketplace? Damn, she said get you something that's premium roast beef. Did y'all have mutual friends or anything? Yeah, you did. So, who d
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