Part 1. We've been together since high school. Did you guys lose your V cards together? Yeah. You never caught no other penis? Well... There you go! Bro, my dad's here. Chill. Your dad's here. You don't understand. This makes it way better for all of us. Daddy? F*** with him, not me. F*** with him, not you. Yes. Um... no. So this sh*t is open? We'v
Are you a cop? I don't know what I do. Oh yeah? Ohhh, yeah, you're a cop, alright! Did you just say I don't know what I do? Well you know why I pulled you over? Why don't you hang tight for me right there, alright? F*ck I've always wanted to do that to a cop. Hang tight for a sec for me, alright? You guys f*cking go back to your car and check Insta
You give head? I have braces? That's why I'm double checking. Where's your husband? I don't have one. You don't have one? I'm looking for one. Certainly. You don't think I'm your type? What's your name? Watch this. Janine. Janine, where are you from? From here. Why do you let those walls down? What's up with your parents? Are they still together? T
Are you old enough to be with a guy who's 42? I'm 42. You're 42? Were you ever married? I'm divorced. This is crazy. And I'm 42. And I'm only doing what I do when I do it, right? Do you have kids? No kids. 42, divorced? I got a guy for you in the back. Those are my buddies from college. One of them just got hair surgery. Can I show you a picture? W
My mother. That's your mom. Mom? Mom, are you married, mom? No, but it feels like it. Married? Who are you married to, the game? What the f*** are you talking about? Travis. What's his name, ma'am? Okay, how do you feel about Travis? He bought my first car. He bought you your first car. Dude, that guy is f***ing your mom, dude. Holy sh*t. You know
How did you get blind in one eye? Cancer. Cancer. What is your name? God damn, bitch, I'm a motherfucker. You a lesbian? You a lesbian? Oh, hell. Damn, I knew it. Girl, when I saw them fingers moving, I knew, like, I knew you couldn't be. I knew you couldn't be straight. 'Cause, girl, them motherfuckers is fast. Hell yeah. Now we got a bitch in a w
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